DIVERSION INVASION
On the basis that not all conspiracy theories can be wrong, I am always on the look out for new ones hoping to save the world from evil forces. Am I the only person to notice the proliferation of Diversion signs that are now appearing on our highways.
They seem to appear randomly and seem to be aimed at confusing drivers, encouraging them to get lost and so use more fossil fuel. They do this to contribute to Global Warming. This all adds to the efforts by the Donald and the CIA to cause the ice caps to melt, so that the sea levels will rise and flood Cuba.
The CIA has never stopped trying to get revenge for the disaster that befell tham at the Bay of Pigs, an adventure inspired by Teddy Roosevelt's Rag Bag Rough Riders empire building.
So don't be fooled the signs are only there to trap you.